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I'll Show You Nuts I’m the chick who always puts her foot in her mouth. Sometimes I open my mouth, and the wrong words just come flying out. It’s a tricky gig being me, my brain and mouth don’t always operate on the same frequency. Fortunately, I’ve been blessed with a wicked sense of... Legally Bland GTMO - 5 DAYS IN CUBA - DAY TWO NAME: JR BROW POSTION TITLE: ENTERTAINER GS-11 DUTY STATION: MORALE, WELFARE AND RECREATION DEPT. ORGANIZATIONAL ELEMENT: SUPPORT SERVICES TDY PURPOSE: 4TH JULY ENTERTAINMENT To Whom It May Concern: Here we are on our second day in Guantanamo Bay. Patrick, Mike, Scotty and I have... Hellboy II: The Golden Army Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Director - Guillermo Del Toro; Starring - Ron Pearlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Seth McFarlane, Luke Goss, Anna Walton, Jeffrey Tambor; Screenplay - Guillermo Del Toro from a story by Guillermo Del Toro and Mike Mignola; Rated PG13 for language and some violence; see trailer here. At the risk of dating... ESPY Awards Every year American viewers are overloaded with award shows for everything from music to video games, which is why I personally think we could do without the ESPYs. ESPN's award show for athletes is kind of redundant when you realize that most sports already give out awards of their own called championships and compared... The Great Insomnia Battle I went for the heavy thread count when I bought my fitted sheet at Higbee's last week. I needed a sheet that I didn't have to break in, a sheet so buttery soft it might have been manufactured by Land O'Lakes or Chiffon. So I got the highest thread count I could find-230 per... This Year's Swimsuit Season Called Off Finally the government has done something right. Due to a sharp decline in the number of people with bathing suit bodies, the FCC (Fashion Crime Commission) has called off this year's swimsuit season. According to a size 14 spokesperson who wished to remain anonymous, There's a distinct... Mr. Grieves #28 My grandmother died the other day... My Time on the Inside A Terrible Pun Office Policies & Procedures Not to jinx anything, but it appears that I've finally encountered viable employment here on the West coast. After months embroiled in a finance- and morale-sapping job search, I can say with due humility and not a little disbelief that I now have an office to report to in the morning,... We Need More Mom Holidays, Dammit Going into this long holiday weekend, I realized that the 4th of July did not revolve around mothers. Why not? You can keep Mother's Day. I want no part of a holiday where I have to remind my kids to buy me a card. I shun the crowds at the Mother's Day brunches.... Quirkee Quirky Photos - Volume 3 Welcome to the 3rd Edition of Quirkee Quirky Photos from our group on flickr! (http://flickr.com/groups/quirkee/) This week's selections from the group of hilarious and funny stuff should make you go... Huh. Now that's quirky! It's Not Bastille Day! This coming Monday, on July 14th not today, the 10th, the country of France will mark the 218th observance of Fete de la Federation or Bastille Day. The day commemorates the storming of the Bastille in France and symbolizes the uprising of the modern French nation. On... Role Model and Role Reversal Just when we think our kids can't surprise us, they go and do something totally unexpected. As a parent of an impressionable teenager, over the years I’ve taught my son, Nick, the importance of values and morals. To do what’s right – whether or not doing the right thing... On The Next Barge GTMO - 5 DAYS IN CUBA - DAY ONE NAME: JR BROW POSITION TITLE: ENTERTAINER GS-11 DUTY STATION: MORALE, WELFARE AND RECREATION DEPT. ORGANIZATIONAL ELEMENT: SUPPORT SERVICES TDY PURPOSE: 4th JULY ENTERTAINMENT WARNING: The following story will self-destruct in exactly 5 minutes, starting NOW: DISCLAIMER: Following all the wild rumors...